I haven’t made a post in ages because I considered Sarah Palin a non-entity. Irrelevant. A big “whatever” in the world of politics.
But Failin’ Palin has something up her sleeve. Why else would she say she’s resigning as the Governor of Alaska.
Let’s see if we can come up with some reasons:
1. She’s pregnant. With Governor Sanford’s baby.
2. She (along with the Alaska Independence Party and Todd Palin) are seceeding from the U.S. And since she will no longer be a U.S. citizen, she can’t be governor.
3. She wants more time to go hike the AppalachianTrail since she heard such good things about it from Sanford.
4. She thinks “resign the Governor’s office” and “redesign the Governor’s office” mean the same thing. (And here she was hoping the RNC would spring for the office makeover.)
5. She’s… ACK!!!!… running for president in 2012.
Dear Lord, save us. Amen.