Posts Tagged ‘Fox News’
… and apparently she’s so happy to be working with a “fair and balanced” news agency.
I have one word for that: PFFFFFFFT!
Fair and balanced? I can’t use those two words in the same sentence alongside the words “Fox” or “Sarah Palin” without breaking out into a big ol’ belly laugh.
So, anyone want to venture a guess as to why Sarah Palin joined Fox? Here are a few possible reasons:
1. She’s been called “foxy” so much that she thought it only natural to join Fox.
2. Mike Huckabee wrote her an email and said he was lonely.
3. It’s just another piece of her eventual presidential run — whether she runs in 2012 or beyond, she’s working to build up her audience now.
4. She needed something else to add to her resume. “I can see Russia” is now replaced with “I can see Glenn Beck!”
5. She fancies herself the next Oprah, so she wanted to get her foot in the door now in preparation for Oprah’s departure. (*tears from laughing so hard*)
By the way, what kind of contract did Fox make her sign? She’s a known quitter, so they MUST know she’s going to skip out before her contract is up...
Sarah Failin Palin’s “Going Rogue: An American Life” is sitting on top of the bestseller charts. Seems like she’s having a decent book tour in the “Real America” (but certainly not as successful as Fox News would have you believe).
But save your money, folks. There are a whole lot better things you can do with $14.50. Such as:
1. Buy a subscription to a girly mag. Like Newsweek. I hear they’re putting pin-up girls on their covers now.
2. Buy the “Going Rogue” activity book. Heck, buy two and give one to a friend:
3. Send a small donation to your favorite wildlife conservation charity. Maybe we can prevent people from doing things like… oh, I don’t know… gunning down wolves from aircraft.
4. Send a small donation to your favorite Downs Syndrome charitable organization. Just be sure to tell them to earmark it for “education,” so that we can teach mothers of DS babies not to call them “my retarded baby.”
5. Flush your $14.50 down the toilet. Really. You’ll get more satisfaction out of doing that then you would actually reading the book.